we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Two words: nipple clamps
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