Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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