I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
it glows. i had to have it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
