only you would photoshop your dick
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize