why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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