Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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