The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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