i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
