She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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