Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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