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There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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