Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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