she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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