Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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