She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Enjoy the penises
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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