Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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