We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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