I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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