singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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