why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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