For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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