I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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