Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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