some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
i think im in europe. pls send help
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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