ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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