and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Acid is not a monday night drug
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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