I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Randomize
