Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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