But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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