it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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