it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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