SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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