but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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