this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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