What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
