She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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