what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Everything about him screamed your future.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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