I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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