We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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