I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
it's like heaven, but drunker
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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