ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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