I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
