yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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