I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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