its not stalking. its research.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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