I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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