Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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