is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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