let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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