i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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