Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
i think i just lost a toe
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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