i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
