yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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