did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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