As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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