Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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