With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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